Rule no. 1. Live with abandon
Rule no. 2. Play the emperor
Rule no. 3. Learn to be amused
Rule no. 4. Obey your whims
Rule no. 5. All you need is a kitchen and a bedroom
Rule no. 6. To be happy, work hard
Rule no. 7. Solve the problem in front of you
Rule no. 8. Cooking means never saying you're sorry
Rule no. 9. Make the world your oyster (stew)
Rule no. 10. Every woman should have a blowtorch.