Is everyone hanging out without me? (and other concerns)

Hello. Introduction ; Alternative titles for this book

I forget nothing : a sensitive kid looks back. Chubby for life ; I am not an athlete ; Don't peak in high school ; Is everyone hanging out without me? (or, How I made my first real friend)

I love New York and it likes me okay. Failing at everything in the greatest city on earth ; The exact level of fame I want ; Karaoke etiquette ; Day jobs ; Best friend rights and responsibilities ; Matt & Ben & Mindy & Brenda

Hollywood : my good friend who is also a little embarrassing. Types of women in romantic comedies who are not real ; All about "The office" ; Franchises I would like to reboot ; Contributing nothing at "Saturday Night Live" ; Roasts are terrible ; My favorite eleven moments in comedy ; How I write ; The day I stopped eating cupcakes ; Somewhere in Hollywood someone is pitching this movie

The best distraction in the world : romance and guys. Someone explain one-night stands to me ; "Hooking up" is confusing ; I love Irish exits ; Guys need to do almost nothing to be great ; Non-traumatic things that have made me cry ; Jewish guys ; Men and boys ; In defense of chest hair ; Married people need to step it up ; Why do men put on their shoes so slowly?

My appearance : the fun and the really not fun. When you're not skinning, this is what people want you to wear ; These are the narcissistic photos in my BlackBerry ; Revenge fantasies while jogging

My all-important legacy. Strict instructions for my funeral ; A eulogy for Mindy Kaling, by Michael Schur ; Good-bye.

Hello

Introduction

Alternate titles for this book

I Forget Nothing: A Sensitive Kid Looks Back:

Cubby for life

I am not an athlete

Don't peak in high school

Is everyone hanging out without me? (or, how I made my first real friend)

I Love New York And It Likes Me Okay:

Failing at everything in the greatest city on earth

Exact level of fame I want

Karaoke etiquette

Day jobs

Best friend rights and responsibilities

Matt & Ben & Mindy & Brenda

Hollywood: My Good Friend Who Is Also A Little Embarrassing:

Types of women in romantic comedies who are not real

All about the office

Franchises I would like to reboot

Contributing nothing at Saturday Night Live

Roasts are terrible

My favorite eleven moments in comedy

How I write

Day I stopped eating cupcakes

Somewhere in Hollywood someone is pitching this movie

Best Distraction In The World: Romance And Guys:

Someone explain one-night stands to me

Hooking up is confusing

I love Irish exits

Guys need to do almost nothing to be great

Non-traumatic things that have made me cry

Jewish guys

Men and boys

In defense of chest hair

Married people need to step it up

Why do men put on their shoes so slowly?

My Appearance: The Fun And The Really Not Fun:

When you're not skinny, this is what people want you to wear

These are the narcissistic photos in my blackberry

Revenge fantasies while jogging

My All-Important Legacy:

Strict instructions for my funeral

Eulogy for Mindy Kaling, by Michael Schur

Good-bye

Acknowledgments.